Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1257
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Livin' the Dream
Sensei: I will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts.
Dwight K. Schrute: He will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts!
Sensei: It's not a large room, I think they heard me.
Dwight K. Schrute: Take my belt, master. I now submit to you every part of myself.
Sensei:That's really okay. I'm mostly focused on the belt here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just slip it off my- Slip it off my hips.
Sensei: Hold it. Take a step back. Take a step back. Okay, okay. I can't- I can't do this if you're gonna be thrusting like that, okay? I think we're gonna have to cut this off.
Dwight K. Schrute: He will now perform the ceremonial cutting-off-of-the-belt.
The Office Quotes
‘Livin' the Dream’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Andy's from the generation that thinks they should all be famous. What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work, and died quietly from a heart attack?
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I just think you're going into this a little fast.
Andy: I'm 38, Darryl, how much slower should I go?
Darryl: Show business is cold. Let's say you get a job, which you probably won't. They're not gonna cut you any slack. You're meant for a job with lots and lots of slack.
Quote from Creed
Creed: I think just about anybody could be a star. My postman, the night janitor here, but Andy? No, definitely not. Charisma black hole.