Erin: Growing up in an orphanage, you have to fight other kids. For everything. Snacks, pillows, parents. I'm kinda worried about Pete seeing that side of me. I once ripped greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head. Just for a handful of Crispix.

Kevin: I'm not giving up. I'm going to keep making planes until one of them flies. Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher.

Esther: Is there a reason that we're excited for that little woman?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. I pity her. She was recently in a situation where she could have had it all, and instead she lost everything.
Esther: Oh, is she a gambler?
Dwight K. Schrute: In a way. But not in a stand up and cheer kind of way, like the song.
Esther: Hmm. That is sad.