Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1248
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Stairmageddon
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, now here's the plan. I'm gonna launch him. I need you to go to the bottom and catch him.
Clark: Catch?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah.
Clark: I can't catch him. He's like, 250 pounds.
Dwight K. Schrute: You use your hands and just blunt his descent, okay? He's gonna be moving slowly. It's only—
Clark: Blunt?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's 15 feet down, it's at a 45-degree angle. Get set in your haunches, it's like your catching a medicine—
Clark: Dude, this size of my haunches— [Stanley's body slides down the stairs and his head bangs into a wall]
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. Good call. He would have put a hole in your chest same as he put a hole in that wall.
Clark: We should probably call a doctor or something, dude.
Dwight K. Schrute: [slides down the stairs and lands next to Stanley] You okay?
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, maybe I'll never be manager, but I just managed to get our most stubborn salesman to close a sale with one of our biggest clients, and I must say, it's the most pleasant I've ever seen Stanley. I think we should consider injecting him with bull tranquilizer on a daily basis.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: So I just smiled and complimented her grand kids, and we closed it?
Dwight K. Schrute: You earned yourself a nice, fat commission and you didn't even know it. I'll go tell Andy the good news. Oh. [chuckles] Silly me. Gotta take the stairs.
Stanley: Oh, no, I'm not doing that again. You got me down, you gotta get me back up.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well- No, no, n-
Stanley: [stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground]
Dwight K. Schrute: We need a winch and a hoist.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: For five years I've held my instincts in check because I wanted to be made manager. Maybe it's time for me to just let that thought go. It's kind of painful, but it's also freeing in a way. Now it's all about my instincts.