Andy Quote #577
Quote from Andy in Stairmageddon
Dwight K. Schrute: Stanley is refusing to go out on a sales call.
Andy: [grunts intensely] I hate people! Why do they never do what you need them to do? Stanley has to go. That's final.
Dwight K. Schrute: So what I'm hearing you say is, "Make Stanley go out on the sales call by whatever means possible"?
Andy: Yes! I'm sorry I'm being curt, it's just I'm about to land a top talent agent.
Dwight K. Schrute: Mmm-hm. Good luck.
Andy: [on the phone] Directory? Movie Star department. Back. Directory.
The Office Quotes
‘Stairmageddon’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, maybe I'll never be manager, but I just managed to get our most stubborn salesman to close a sale with one of our biggest clients, and I must say, it's the most pleasant I've ever seen Stanley. I think we should consider injecting him with bull tranquilizer on a daily basis.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: So I just smiled and complimented her grand kids, and we closed it?
Dwight K. Schrute: You earned yourself a nice, fat commission and you didn't even know it. I'll go tell Andy the good news. Oh. [chuckles] Silly me. Gotta take the stairs.
Stanley: Oh, no, I'm not doing that again. You got me down, you gotta get me back up.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well- No, no, n-
Stanley: [stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground]
Dwight K. Schrute: We need a winch and a hoist.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: For five years I've held my instincts in check because I wanted to be made manager. Maybe it's time for me to just let that thought go. It's kind of painful, but it's also freeing in a way. Now it's all about my instincts.