Pam Quote #462
Pam: [on the phone] Hey, you know that guy Frank who works in the warehouse?
Darryl: He's not my hire, but I know who he is.
Pam: OK. What does he like? What's important to him? Does he have like a favorite pair of boots or a lunch box or...
Darryl: What? Is he retiring? You getting him a gift or something?
Pam: Yeah, something like that.
Darryl: I know he loves his pick up truck.
Pam: Oh, great! [to Dwight] His truck!
Dwight K. Schrute: Great. Get the plate number.
Pam: Okay. [to Darryl] Do you know the plate... Never mind. Why would you know that? And why would I be asking that?
Darryl: Hey. While I got you on the phone, your husband's like a sloppy, homeless hobo. Can you fix that?
Pam: Yeah, I was kinda hoping you could. I gotta go. Bye.
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Senator: Well, have we all calmed down yet?
Oscar: Yes. Sorry about that.
Angela: It was all my fault.
Senator: Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.
Kevin: Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.
Senator: I beg your pardon.
Kevin: You are, like, a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.
Dwight K. Schrute: [enters quickly] You need my pitchfork?
Quote from Creed
Meredith: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.
Creed: Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.