Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1188
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Junior Salesman
David: [on the phone] What's up Jim?
Jim: Uh... [clears throat] Well, it's about Athlead. I'm sorry. Does Dwight have to be on this part of the phone call?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'd love to be in the loop, David.
David: It's okay. Go ahead, Jim.
Jim: There's a very exciting opportunity to be a core investor –
David: Okay. Jim, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
Jim: Yes, okay. Bye.
Dwight K. Schrute: [whispers] I'd love to invest.
Jim: No, thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'd like to give you $100 million.
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‘Junior Salesman’ Quotes
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Dwight K. Schrute: When I was young, I spent several years at a private school where I was told I would be taught to harness my mutant abilities. Turned out it was a conman copying Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters from the X-Men comic books. Took me years to figure out that it was a con. Some people never figured it out.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: What quality would make you a good sales associate?
Mose: People person.
Dwight K. Schrute: It says here on your resume that you spent the last 15 years as a sales rep for Dow Chemical.
Mose: That's right.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know we live together, right?
Mose: Yes.
Dwight K. Schrute: And I've never seen you go to work, ever.
Mose: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: So why is this on your resume? [Mose gets up and runs out]