Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1161
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Suit Warehouse
Dwight K. Schrute: But I think that all of your concerns will be answered when you see the brochure that Clark's getting out of my car. He's a good boy, does whatever I say.
Sam Stone, Sr.: [sighs] I can't relate to that, my son hates my guts.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, really?
Sam Stone, Sr.: Bring him into the business, and he resents me. How do you like that?
Dwight K. Schrute: [fumbling] Well, things between me and Clark are good, but not great. In fact, I will say that they're not even good. Really, they're bad. Like you and your son.
Clark: [enters] Here you go, Pop! I know it was just a couple minutes, but... God I missed you!
Dwight K. Schrute: What took you so long? Were you loitering out there like a hooligan, smoking a doobie?
Clark: [confused] I sure was. Just like he taught me, looking cool.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're being disrespectful!
Clark: ...And I love you, for saying that.
Dwight K. Schrute: [whispers to Clark] We don't get along.
Clark: Ha ha! I just burned him. Because the truth is... our relationship is... terr-
Dwight K. Schrute: Terrible!
Clark: Terrible.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes! Genius. Stupid, stupid genius!
The Office Quotes
‘Suit Warehouse’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They're a family owned business. [chuckles] Jim and I used to clean up at those. We'd go in pretending to be family, brothers. We did it at a family owned law firm, at a family owned construction company, and a family owned motorcycle store. Jim and Dwight Schrupert. I was the dynamic, likable winner that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong. The client never knew any of that. But I knew.
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Darryl: Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!
Quote from Clark
Oscar: Hey, look who's back, Dwight Junior.
Kevin: Hey, so how was it? I mean... the sex with Jan.
Clark: A gentleman doesn't discuss such matters. Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved.
[aside to camera:]
Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was... like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh, like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.