Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1140
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dwight Christmas
Phyllis: Come on, Dwight, you're making this up.
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
Oscar: [reading article on his phone] This is a real thing. "Belsnickel is a crotchety, fur-clad gift giver related to other companions of St. Nicholas in the folklore of southwestern Germany."
Angela: Huh.
Pam: Wow.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, great. Seriously, you guys? Now you believe in Dwight's traditions, when some democrat looks it up on Wikipedia?
Oscar: "His partner, Zwarte Piet, or black Peter, a slave boy, often portrayed in colorful pantaloons and blackface."
Stanley: Uh-Uh. No, Dwight. No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, come on. We don't blindly stick to every outmoded aspect of our traditions. Come on, get with the spirit of it, you guys. [texts Nate who is just arriving dresed as Zwarte Piet; Nate turns around and goes back to his car]
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: In a head-to-head contest, people prefer Belsnickel over Santa every time. There aren't as many songs about him, but I attribute that more to rhyming difficulties. My brother and I wrote one once. It was about a fickle pickle salesman who would tickle you for a nickel.
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Dwight K. Schrute: Or, who was it that suggested the authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? I think it was someone really popular.
Phyllis: We already said no.
Angela: No, no, no.
Nellie: Too weird.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: This is me and my family celebrating Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas in 1982 on the farm. There's me and my brother Jeb breaking the ceremonial pig rib. He doesn't come back for Christmas anymore. The sepia tint is from an app on my phone. This is the same photo, matrix style.
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Dwight K. Schrute: [plays a trumpet] And Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas has officially begun.
Meredith: Ugh. What is this stuff, lava?
Dwight K. Schrute: That is gluhwein, otherwise known as glow-wine, also used to sterilize medical instruments. And, interesting factoid, this is the very spoon that guided my soft skull through the birth canal when I was born. Enjoy.