Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1127
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Target
Angela: What? Why did you call me out here?
Dwight K. Schrute: The target... It's Oscar, isn't it? He and the senator are gaying each other.
Angela: I don't know what you're talking about.
Dwight K. Schrute: Your nostrils tell a different story. They flare like that every time you're engaging in deception. Hello again, naughty nostrils.
Angela: Fine! F- It's Oscar. So what?
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, I could understand you wanting to get a stranger's knees whacked. But a co-worker-- Dare I say, a friend?
Angela: Exactly, a friend. Someone who sits next to you year after year, making chitchat and smiling, and all the while running behind your back and defiling your marriage and seducing your husband.
Dwight K. Schrute: I can't even imagine how painful this must be for you. But the first ones to break your marriage vows were you and me.
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Nellie: Oh, you salty dog.
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Pete: There you go.
[aside to camera:]
Darryl: Actually, that was the sound of me eating spaghetti. But I'm gonna let them think the other thing.
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Hide: You paint very bad!
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