Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1122
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Whale
Pam: Oh, hey, Molly. You should just quit.
Molly: Thanks. Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh and uh, Molly... I know it can't be easy working for Jan. Good luck with your feelings.
Pam: Dwight, that was really nice. You should ask for her number.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I got her number. 415-YCL.
Pam: That's a license number?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's all you need. And when I have curried favor with her, I will let you know.
Pam: Oh. Why me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Because you are my friend and you are a woman. And women love gossip. It's like air to you people. Ugh, God. [retching]
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David: Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year? Yes, yes, and yes. There's a reason that we in the paper industry call this thing "the White Whale". Look at all that sweet blubber.