Oscar Quote #111
Angela: Spring cleaning?
Oscar: More like fall cleaning. [chuckles]
Angela: [whispering] I think the senator is having an affair.
Oscar: [pulling drawer out completely] This doesn't... I'm sorry. Wha... What?
Angela: I think the senator is having an affair.
[aside to camera:]
Oscar: I literally have nightmares in which what just happened happens. I wake up in a sweat. And then I make Angela's husband spoon me back to bed.
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Creed: I miss Clinton.
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David: Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year? Yes, yes, and yes. There's a reason that we in the paper industry call this thing "the White Whale". Look at all that sweet blubber.