Andy Quote #547
Andy: [on video chat] Check this out. Keeps my hair out of my stare, also helps me combat the glare bear. That's what I call the sun now.
Darryl: Andy, it's Darryl. Take your drawers off your head.
Andy: What else can I show you? Oh, damn it!
Erin: Oh, Andy, was.. was that your drinking water?
Andy: Yeah, it was. That's okay though. I got this cool desalinator device. It sucks up sea water through this hose and pumps out fresh water. See, check it out. Ow!
Everyone: Oh!
Andy: Ah! That's not good. I better sign off. I hate to get going. I mean these Skype sessions are, like, the only thing that keep me sane out here, you know? [manic laughter]
[aside to camera:]
Darryl: He's been sailing for two days.
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‘The Whale’ Quotes
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David: Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year? Yes, yes, and yes. There's a reason that we in the paper industry call this thing "the White Whale". Look at all that sweet blubber.