Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1078
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Roy's Wedding
Dwight K. Schrute: This cleaver appears to need sharpening. I suggest you spend some quality time together just you and your hand. Tie a shoe, toss a salad. Do any of the two hand activities that you'll miss the most.
Nellie: I tell you what. I need to make three calls. And then after that, you can become a person who chops off people's hands.
Dwight K. Schrute: Sounds like a plan.
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