Roy Quote #13

Quote from Roy in Roy's Wedding

Jim: Thanks for inviting us, by the way.
Roy: Are you kidding?
Jim: That was- That was a surprise.
Roy: Come on. If it wasn't for you, I never would've met Laura. I mean, seriously, kinda dodged a bullet on that one. Just kidding.
Jim: You're welcome.

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