Andy Quote #509
Meredith: Crap. Sorry, Nellie.
Nellie: Once again, I understand that old habits die hard, but if everyone would kindly walk their refuse to the trash bins instead of tossing them, then we would—[hit in the face with trash]
Stanley: Mm, swish.
[aside to camera:]
Nellie: Oh, it's nothing to do with me. I just happen to be sitting near to where the bins are.
[also to camera:]
Andy: There are two things that I am passionate about. Recycling and revenge.
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[aside to camera:]
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