Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1069
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in New Guys
Clark: Hey, you know, if you're ever swamped, I could make some sales calls for you.
Dwight K. Schrute: My calls?
Clark: So could you give me a list of all your clients? Or just the leads that you haven't had time to pursue yet?
Dwight K. Schrute: You want a list of my clients? You want my leads?
Clark: Yeah, I'll just give it a glance-
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay.
Clark: I'll give it a read.
Dwight K. Schrute: With my leads and stuff like that?
Clark: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Cause you're interested in going into sales?
Clark: I am.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wow, that's great. That's great. Okay, good. Let's talk about that, okay?
Clark: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're not getting my clients! Nice try!
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