Kelly Quote #160
Toby: Kelly Kapoor is gone. Her fiancé Ravi was hired as a pediatrics professor at Miami university.
[flashback:]
Kelly: [tossing out her winter coats] I don't need 'em anymore. I am going to Miami, bee-yotches. To hang with Lebron James and Gloria Estefan.
[back:]
Toby: Miami University in Ohio. On her last day, Kelly was still a little confused about it. Shortly after Kelly left, Ryan quit and also moved to Ohio, for what he claimed were unrelated reasons.
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