Speaker: The winner of the three day trip to the sky top lodge is Dwight Schrute. [applause]
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes! Thank you!
Speaker: The yearlong membership to Scraton Bikram Yoga is Dwight Schrute. [applause]
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, yes! Yeah!
Speaker: A one hour appointment with the kissing magician goes to Dwight Schrute. [applause]
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, oh, oh, oh! Yeah! Ha, ha!
Speaker: Well, I think I can save us some time, Dwight Schrute has won every single item here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you very much. All I had to do was look at the prices, idiots! Suck it!
Speaker: Well, Dwight, yes. You certainly are a record breaker! Your donation is the largest we've ever received at over 34 thousand dollars. [applause]
Jim: Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you. Wow, I can't tell you what an honor it is to support this thing. And obviously that amount of money is no concern to me whatsoever. But, I want to ask you something: When did it become all about the money? When did it become about the flower arrangements and the white wine spritzers, hmm? And all the dinner rolls? You people should be ashamed of yourselves! How many courses did we have tonight? Two? Three, maybe, if you choose the pudding? I mean what waste! These tables tarted up like Victorian whores! Let's remember we are all here for the Dog Society. He's what's important, whatever his name is. Not any of this. So that is going to be my donation to you. Thank you and good night! [throws microphone, runs away]