Pam Quote #414
Quote from Pam in Angry Andy
Pam: You're not the least bit curious to hear a poem straight from Ryan's soul?
Jim: Not at all, can we go?
Pam: "Kapoor and ka-desperate, he watches."
Jim: Second line.
Pam: "He is a drifter out to sea."
[later:]
Jim: "And when the Indian Ocean calms, one speck of white remains in waters cold and Kelly green."
Pam: It's just so dumb. [chokes up] But when he describes himself as a child, lost on the life raft...
[aside to camera:]
Jim: [teary-eyed] Uh, Ryan can never know.
The Office Quotes
‘Angry Andy’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision. So I find it best to recuse myself temporarily until I've had a chance to make love, and then go back and analyze the situation rationally. Buffett operates the same way.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: What happened to old salty?
Dwight K. Schrute: Nellie let me bobble-ize him. His name is now Captain Mutato.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: I've written quite a bit of X-Men fan fiction. Captain Mutato is half man, half mermaid. So he can fight crime as a man and make love as a mermaid. Most of my writing involves the latter.
Quote from Phyllis
Phyllis: If it makes you feel any better, I never had an orgasm until I was forty-two. And then when I did, it lasted 'til I was forty-four.
[aside to camera:]
Phyllis: Forty-three was ju- I got nothing done. [laughs]