Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1050
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Angry Andy
Erin: When you lost the manager job-
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes?
Erin: Did it affect you outside of the office?
Dwight K. Schrute: How?
Erin: I don't know what the technical term is... Penial softiosis?
Dwight K. Schrute: Erin, I am so glad that you trusted me. You came to the exact right person for this. No, I have never once experienced anything remotely like that. Never.
Erin: Oh, okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay?
Erin: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Washington Monument.
Erin: Oh.
Dwight K. Schrute: Eiffel Tower.
Erin: Okay, okay.
The Office Quotes
‘Angry Andy’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision. So I find it best to recuse myself temporarily until I've had a chance to make love, and then go back and analyze the situation rationally. Buffett operates the same way.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: What happened to old salty?
Dwight K. Schrute: Nellie let me bobble-ize him. His name is now Captain Mutato.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: I've written quite a bit of X-Men fan fiction. Captain Mutato is half man, half mermaid. So he can fight crime as a man and make love as a mermaid. Most of my writing involves the latter.
Quote from Phyllis
Phyllis: If it makes you feel any better, I never had an orgasm until I was forty-two. And then when I did, it lasted 'til I was forty-four.
[aside to camera:]
Phyllis: Forty-three was ju- I got nothing done. [laughs]