Robert Quote #79
Quote from Robert in Last Day in Florida
Jim: Well, he's Florida's problem now.
Robert: Oh, let Dwight have his fun. Today will not be his day.
Jim: What's that?
Robert: I'm gonna tank the Sabre store at the presentation to the board.
Jim: I thought you liked the store?
Robert: Well, the store is lovely. You created a wonderful space to showcase our product line. Great job. Cheers.
Jim: Thank you.
Robert: But, there's a reason we sell our products online and over-the-phone. Have you ever used Sabre electronics, Jim? They're cheap. They're unintuitive. The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wise to us.
Jim: Wow. When you put it that way, I guess it does sound pretty terrible.
Robert: I couldn't just kill the project from the start. Jo Bennett endorsed it. Shame though, I did like Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: [from across the green] Robert, I'm gonna win! Ha ha, I'm the gentleman! Suck it!
Robert: [to Dwight] Bravo, Dwight! Very good! [Jim looks surprised] [to Jim] Shame.
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Oscar: You guys, we've gone over this, there is no treasure.
[aside to camera:]
Oscar: When the team left for Tallahassee, Dwight told everyone not to touch his treasure. Obviously he wants us to obsess about it. There's nothing in there. Which is obviously what he would want us to think, making it the perfect place to hide a treasure. Oh god, I'm Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride.
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Darryl: Would you like to buy some cookies?
Kevin: Cookies, eh?
[aside to camera:]
Kevin: [rapping] Oh, the springtime thinks that it's the best. And fall time thinks that it's the best. Cold time has, kind of a strut. And Valentine's thinks that it's the best. But gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that's the truth.
Quote from Erin
Erin: Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy.
Irene: Just open the program and type in his username.
Erin: Can you just do it?
Irene: [after briefly typing] Here, type in your password.
Erin: 'Erin123'
Irene: That's a terrible password. And you don't "make a video chat", you video chat.
Erin: All right.