Ryan Quote #168
Quote from Ryan in Test the Store
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. I know, I know, champ. Calm down, just listen.
Ryan: You know what?
Dwight K. Schrute: You just need to realize that so much rides on this. You have no idea.
Jim: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm trying to make him feel important.
Ryan: God. I wish Kelly were here. She always knew what to say.
Dwight K. Schrute: Um... [imitating Kelly] Oh, Ryan, you're so smart. You're smarter than Mark Zuckerberg and those Google guys all combined. Hee hee hee.
Ryan: You're so ignorant. You barely know what you're talking about. That is so ridiculous. You really need to read a couple books.
Dwight K. Schrute: What's a book? [giggles]
Ryan: Oh my God. You're so embarrassing.
The Office Quotes
‘Test the Store’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Jim: I'm really sorry. Is there anything I can do, maybe pretend to be Chuck?
Dwight K. Schrute: You could have pretended to be Chuck. I begged you to pretend to be Chuck, but you chose to be yourself, and you can no longer be Chuck! Surrender the tripack. You know what you have to do.
Quote from Nellie
Nellie: Test launch day, people. Now, I would like to fill you in on a little secret about me to inspire you today. Now, I know you probably all think I'm this patrician goddess. But here's the truth. I was born in the little working-class town of Basildon, and until the age of 32, [in an Essex accent] I talked like this, which was bloody horrendous, innit? I came from dirt. No lower than... What's lower than dirt?
Dwight K. Schrute: Loam, magma, mantle, outer core, inner core.
Nellie: Yeah, thank you. Loam. Bloody loam, I came from. I hit rock bottom when I auditioned for the Spice Girls. [emotional] I didn't even get a callback.
Jim: Which Spice Girl?
Nellie: The black one. I never stood a chance.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Will someone please explain what's going on here? Since the interesting thing happened til now, so much time has passed, it's like my life is buffering.