Jim Quote #538
Quote from Jim in Special Project
Dwight K. Schrute: Well- [Jim enters] No! No! Absolutely not! You are not going. Over my dead body, no. Andy?
Andy: Tunes, I'm really sorry. You're too essential to the operation here, I can't let you go.
Dwight K. Schrute: I wouldn't say that... It's a bit much.
Jim: You know, Dwight, if you didn't want me to go the smart move would be to tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation. That way I couldn't go.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim is essential to th-
Jim: Hold on, just wanna get it on camera. [holds up a cellphone]
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy, Jim is just too... essen...
Jim: Essential.
Dwight K. Schrute: This is stupid! Cut.
Jim: Alright, I'm gonna pack my trunks.
Dwight K. Schrute: He doesn't even want to go.
Jim: Well, I got a text from RC inviting me to come down, so I think that's gonna make us roommates.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, my God.
Jim: Hey, quick question: Do you shower at night or in the morning? Cause I wanna shower when you're showering. Save some water.
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‘Special Project’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: The Shrutes have a word for when everything comes together in a man's life perfectly: Perfectinschlag. Hmm. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate, I am assembling a competent team, I am likely a father, I am so deep inside of perfectinschlag right now. And just to be clear, there is a second definition, "perfect pork anus" which I don't mean.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: Very impressive. He put a lot of work into that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Mmm-hm. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world. All show, no meat.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: Alright, look. I gotta keep this office functioning somehow. So, I have put together a list. Here's your team: Darryl and Phyllis you can have, but you're also taking Kathy, Kelly and Kevin.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh God.
Andy: You have your team.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Kevin? Kelly? Kathy? Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have. And now I no longer own an arctic wolf.