Dwight K. Schrute Quote #981
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Special Project
Andy: You wanna take Darryl, Phyllis, Toby, Angela and Oscar?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Andy: Can I interest you in someone less essential? Like, uh, a Creed or a Meredith perhaps?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, my God.
Andy: They're not expendable exactly, I just can't...I can't think of the word I'm trying to find.
Dwight K. Schrute: Are you kidding me?! I'm supposed to get in an airplane with those nincompoops? We'd never get off the runway.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: The Shrutes have a word for when everything comes together in a man's life perfectly: Perfectinschlag. Hmm. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate, I am assembling a competent team, I am likely a father, I am so deep inside of perfectinschlag right now. And just to be clear, there is a second definition, "perfect pork anus" which I don't mean.
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Andy: Very impressive. He put a lot of work into that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Mmm-hm. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world. All show, no meat.
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Andy: Alright, look. I gotta keep this office functioning somehow. So, I have put together a list. Here's your team: Darryl and Phyllis you can have, but you're also taking Kathy, Kelly and Kevin.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh God.
Andy: You have your team.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Kevin? Kelly? Kathy? Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have. And now I no longer own an arctic wolf.