Dwight K. Schrute Quote #979
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Special Project
Dwight K. Schrute: Pam, pack up your post-natal swimwear, make it a one piece or this offer is rescinded, and join me on a fantastic barbecue one week from today in Tallahassee, Florida where I'm going to be living for the next three weeks.
Pam: Really?
Dwight K. Schrute: Mm hm.
Pam: I'll fly anywhere for some good barbecue.
Jim: Ooh, me three.
Dwight K. Schrute: Eh! No plus one's. This is for competent workers only. And don't worry about the cost, Sabre is footing the bill.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: The Shrutes have a word for when everything comes together in a man's life perfectly: Perfectinschlag. Hmm. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate, I am assembling a competent team, I am likely a father, I am so deep inside of perfectinschlag right now. And just to be clear, there is a second definition, "perfect pork anus" which I don't mean.
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Andy: Very impressive. He put a lot of work into that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Mmm-hm. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world. All show, no meat.
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Andy: Alright, look. I gotta keep this office functioning somehow. So, I have put together a list. Here's your team: Darryl and Phyllis you can have, but you're also taking Kathy, Kelly and Kevin.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh God.
Andy: You have your team.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Kevin? Kelly? Kathy? Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have. And now I no longer own an arctic wolf.