Jim Quote #527
Quote from Jim in Pool Party
Dwight K. Schrute: [sits down] Oh, ugh. [stands up and looks at chair] What is this, a meatball? Really? [Stanley laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Jim: It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam so now that she's out I had to find someone else. Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan. But not everything makes him laugh. He has very specific tastes. Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I've found out what he likes. And it's really weird.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, come on! That's so juvenile! What the- [opens drawer full of meatballs]
Stanley: You've been meatballed! [laughs]
Dwight K. Schrute: Ugh.
Stanley: Are you ready for some meatball?
Dwight K. Schrute: Aw, man. [Stanley laughs] This is not very clever, Jim.
Jim: I know.
Stanley: Look for your stapler!
Dwight K. Schrute: [Dwight finds his stapler enclosed in a giant meatball] Really Jim? Really? Very funny.
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