Jim Quote #526
[The office's record silent streak is broken:]
Kevin: Oh, yeah!
All: Aw!
Dwight K. Schrute: Knew it! I knew it! Soon as I heard that wrapper.
Oscar: You really have to say "Oh, yeah" every time you eat a candy bar?
Kevin: I can't help it, Oscar. It's just really good. Oh, yeah!
Oscar: My hands are tied.
Jim: All right, not bad at all. I think we can beat 20 minutes, though so let's try again. Get it all out now if you have to.
Andy: It was a raccoon! Eating a hamburger like a person!
Dwight K. Schrute: You need to stop banging your pen on your desk or it's going to drive me insane.
Jim: Okay, got it.
Erin: [shows bloody hand] Does anyone have a first aid kit?
Darryl: Check out this song I wrote: I'ma love you downstairs tonight... [overlapping chatter]
Jim: All right, here we go! Everybody get ready in three, two - good luck - one!
The Office Quotes
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Animals, machines, vast virtual armies. All of these things I have successfully managed. The only thing I haven't managed is people. I saw an ad on the Sabre website for an open manager position in their printers division. I spoke to Robert California about it and he said for me to come by and see him sometime. So, like a Spanish conquistador, I have come to Florida to claim what is rightfully mine.
Quote from Gabe
Gabe: Corporate says to me, "Gabe, we need you in Scranton." Scranton says, "Gabe, go back down to Florida. You're needed there." So, Tuesdays and Thursdays, I'm up there. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, I'm down here. I can think of no better way to confront my deathly fear of flying.
Quote from Robert
Dwight K. Schrute: Riddle number two: Who is going-
Robert: Ah-ah-ah- Your drive, your ambition. It would be wasted on a manager's job. And Florida, you don't want to live here. Even I don't want to live here. That's why I'm always at my place in Scranton. Florida is America's basement: It's wet, it's filled with mold, strange insects, alligators. Alligators are dinosaurs, Dwight. You know that, right?