Andy Quote #411
Quote from Andy in Mrs. California
Susan: So what happens next?
Andy: We get you over to HR and then we get you set up with accounting. [phone rings] Hang on. [answers phone] Hello?
Robert: [on the phone] Say "Hello, grandma."
Andy: Hi gam-gam.
Robert: Hold one finger up to Susan. You'll just be a second. You numskull. You were given a very simple task. I could not have been more clear with you. Now say, "Are you taking your medicine?"
Andy: Are you taking your med-meds?
Robert: Why can you not say exactly what I tell you? Undo this. Undo it. [Andy and Robert both hang up]
Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandma.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.
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