Robert Quote #31
Quote from Robert in Mrs. California
Susan: I was thinking accounting might be a good fit because I really clicked with Oscar and I do have some experience with bookkeeping.
Andy: But, we already have a surplus of accountants as it is.
Susan: I would work in customer service. HR even.
Andy: Those are fully staffed as well.
Robert: Are you telling me that there's no one in this entire office that could use an extra pair of hands?
Andy: [laughing nervously] Yes.
Robert: I am the CEO and I am telling an employee of mine what to do.
Andy: Let me beat around the bush for a second. Our chairman of the board has some very strong feelings about-
Susan: Robert, this is very uncomfortable. Obviously, there's no place for me here. So thank you for trying. Why don't we just let it go.
Robert: No. Absolutely not. Andrew, there must be something you can do. There must be. Think.
Andy: Well, there are lots of considerations.
Robert: I would be eternally grateful. It's not a bad thing to have the CEO owe you one.
Andy: [nervous chuckle] Alright. Well then, welcome aboard.
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