Dwight K. Schrute Quote #945
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Mrs. California
Andy: Okay, uh, next stop on the tour sales. Here we go. Station stop Jim Halpert. Oh boy, our resident truth teller. [Jim laughs nervously] Alright have at it. Let ‘er rip. What do you hate about this place?
Jim: Well, it's sales. So you have to be able to live in the world of rejection.
Dwight K. Schrute: Maybe you do. Hi. I'm Dwight. Sales is really not so hard, okay? It's paper. We have it and they want it so bad they are willing to pay for it.
Andy: Jim?
Jim: Well, it's not that easy. It's kind of sometimes difficult.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's the second easiest job in the world. [to camera] Being a mom.
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