Dwight K. Schrute Quote #942
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Mrs. California
Dwight K. Schrute: Every second you sit there is an hour off your life. Look at all of you. I feel like you're in a suicide cult.
Creed: No. No. No. You're way off on that one.
Oscar: Are you really comfortable standing there? I tried one of those and I just couldn't find the sweet spot.
Jim: Hey, guys, let's just all admit it, okay? Dwight's better than us. He had the guts to stop sitting. And he's never, ever gonna go back on it right?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's right, Jim.
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