Dwight K. Schrute Quote #937
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Gettysburg
Oscar: Dwight, what are you telling this girl?
Dwight K. Schrute: The truth.
Oscar: Stop filling her head with nonsense, okay? She doesn't know any better.
Erin: Oscar, I am so glad you just got here. I would've believed everything he said.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, no! You're filling her head with nonsense. You and the history books. I'm telling the truth.
Erin: Interesting.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, thank you. All of history has been whitewashed.
Oscar: Really? Why don't you tell us the real history, Gore Vidal?
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I will. I don't know who that is, but I'm gonna tell you this-
Oscar: He's a historian.
Dwight K. Schrute: Gettysburg was very important. Credit where credit is due, okay? Big, mad props to Gettysburg. Was it, however, the most northern battle of the civil war?
Oscar: Yes, yes, yes!
Dwight K. Schrute: Not by a long shot!
Erin: No!
Oscar: Yes!
Dwight K. Schrute: No, it was not!
Oscar: Argh!
Dwight K. Schrute: No, it was not. Was it the second-most northern?
Oscar: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: Sure! I will cede it was the second-most northernmost battle!
Oscar: Erin-
Dwight K. Schrute: Was it the northernmost? No. Get out of here, Oscar.
Erin: Get out of here!
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‘Gettysburg’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Ryan: Robert, I hate to interrupt. But I would love to pitch you one last idea. I call it the Big Mac idea.
Kevin: What?!? No!
Robert: Big Mac idea. That sounds encouraging.
Ryan: It's really, really good Robert. Let me explain.
Kevin: No! This is not fair! This is my idea. He's trying to steal it because he's jealous of me.
Robert: Well, what is the idea?
Kevin: Every time you buy a Big Mac you set one ingredient aside. Then at the end of the week you have a free Big Mac. And you love it even more because you made it with your own hands.
Ryan: You know what? Now, I remember. That was your idea. That is 100 percent your idea.
Robert: [nervous chuckle] Oh, my. It was just actually cookies the whole time?
Quote from Pam
Gabe: Comply with all applicable laws, regulations, policies and contracts governing our business. Be honest, fair-
Pam: [whispers to Jim] I'm gonna do it.
Gabe: And trustworthy in all your business activities and relationships. Treat one another-
Pam: Oh! I'm going into labor! Oh my goodness!
Jim: Oh okay, she's going into labor. Make way, everybody!
[aside to camera:]
Pam: I know it's wrong to fake going into labor just to get out of things, but sometimes it's necessary.
Quote from Gabe
Gabe: Apparently, I bear a passing resemblance to Abraham Lincoln. Makes it kind of hard for me to go to places like museums, historical monuments, elementary schools... I don't see it.