Dwight K. Schrute Quote #934
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Pam's Replacement
Jim: Okay, easy. Trust me, I'm around for the long-haul.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's not really your choice, is it? Death waits for no man.
Jim: Okay.
Pam: Come on, let's go. I wanna call your doctor.
Dwight K. Schrute: Doesn't it worry you in the slightest that Jim is not his real name?
The Office Quotes
‘Pam's Replacement’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.
Quote from Creed
Dwight K. Schrute: Psst. We're not here. [slips a Toblerone to Creed]
Creed: Who said that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Creed: How'd I get this long triangle?