Gabe Quote #57
Quote from Gabe in Pam's Replacement
Toby: It's going to be nice to have just a healthy, young, fit presence in the middle of the office.
Oscar: Yeah, aesthetically speaking she adds a nice presence.
Pam: Yeah. It's going to be good to have someone hot at Pam's desk, huh?
Oscar: No, no. Not even.
Pam: I'm kidding! Oh my gosh you guys! She's obviously super cute I get it. But I'd like to point out there's 50 pounds more of me to love if that's your thing.
Oscar: Pam you look more beautiful now than ever.
Toby: Radiant.
Pam: Thank you, guys. Really you guys thank you. Very sweet.
Phyllis: Yeah, you have this sexy glow.
Gabe: It's one of the most common fetishes.
The Office Quotes
‘Pam's Replacement’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.
Quote from Creed
Dwight K. Schrute: Psst. We're not here. [slips a Toblerone to Creed]
Creed: Who said that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Creed: How'd I get this long triangle?