Gabe Quote #56
Quote from Gabe in Pam's Replacement
Ryan: So word on the street is she has a boyfriend.
Gabe: Well, he's probably a drug dealer. That's the best way to land a hot girlfriend. You just, uh, get her hooked on blow. [sniffs]
The Office Quotes
‘Pam's Replacement’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.
Quote from Creed
Dwight K. Schrute: Psst. We're not here. [slips a Toblerone to Creed]
Creed: Who said that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Creed: How'd I get this long triangle?