Dwight K. Schrute Quote #896
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Lotto
Andy: What is going on?
Kevin: Oh, hey guys.
Darryl: Why is the forklift in the wall?
Andy: Why is the truck empty?
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh, it's not totally empty.
Darryl: Is that grease on my floor?
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I can see why you're angry, you're coming into this cold. But believe me a lot of thought went into this.
The Office Quotes
‘Lotto’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I've never been lucky. And I'm not talking about the lottery, I'm talking about stuff like developing a soy allergy at thirty-five. Who gets a soy allergy at thirty-five? And why is soy in everything?
Quote from Creed
Creed: I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player. Or her husband.