Jim Quote #496

Quote from Jim in Lotto

Pam: So. I've been thinking, after we win the lottery, we take our winnings....
Jim: Our fake winnings
Pam: And we move to the south of France. See? No, there's plenty of bicycling for you. I think that's where they do the Tour de France.
Jim: It is, yeah. I mean I just don't know why I'm compromising if it's my fantasy. Cause in my fantasy, it's Maine and you love it.
Pam: Because I'm never gonna act like that, even in your fantasy.
Jim: Nope. You're, you're doing a great job of it in my fantasy right now.

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