Jim Quote #495
Andy: Jim! How 'bout you?
Jim: Uh, yeah. I mean, as the strongest person in this office, I guess I should go down with you...
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey. Okay, no. No. That. You are so not- Oh, God. [grunts] False. Andy, I will volunteer.
The Office Quotes
‘Lotto’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I've never been lucky. And I'm not talking about the lottery, I'm talking about stuff like developing a soy allergy at thirty-five. Who gets a soy allergy at thirty-five? And why is soy in everything?
Quote from Creed
Creed: I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player. Or her husband.