Darryl Quote #103
Darryl: [answering phone] Hello? ... Justine! [laughs] Nice surprise! How you doin' baby? Nah. No, no, I didn't win. When I got promoted I stop- What? Yeah. Yeah, Glenn won. Oh, you wanna call him? Yeah, you should call him. Congratulate him, that'll be- What? Oh, his number's in your old phone. Oh, you know what? I might have it right- [hangs up] Whoops.
The Office Quotes
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Darryl: I've never been lucky. And I'm not talking about the lottery, I'm talking about stuff like developing a soy allergy at thirty-five. Who gets a soy allergy at thirty-five? And why is soy in everything?
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Creed: I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.
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