Dwight K. Schrute Quote #876
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Search Committee
Jo: Who is this?
Gabe: I have no idea.
Jim: Oh, I know this guy. Hello! Mr. Souvenier. Mr. Jacques Souvenier. Nice to meet you. It says here you're French. So you worked at your last job for 15 years as Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: [mumbling in a French accent] Assistant Regional Manager.
Jim: Assistant to the Regional Manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: [again] Assistant Regional Manager.
Jim: What is it?
Dwight K. Schrute: Assistant Regional Manager.
Jim: Oh, that's my mistake, sorry about that. The last paper company you worked for burned to the ground? And all because they wouldn't hire a manager who lived and breathed paper? That's a travesty.
Jo: I want to talk to Dwight Schrute for a second. I want to ask him a question. [to Gabe] Get Dwight. If he isn't here in sixty seconds...
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh. Wait. Wait! No. Stop! Stop. Jo... it's me. I'm Dwight.
Jim: No! No! Wait, but, I mean, you're Dwight, and then... He's the... [trails off] Oh.
The Office Quotes
‘Search Committee’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Toby: How will your experience selling refinery equipment translate to our smaller scale here?
Robert: You don't work in sales, do you?
Toby: Uh, human resources.
Robert: You see, I sit across from a man. I see his face. I see his eyes. Now, does it matter if he wants a hundred dollars of paper or a hundred million dollars of deep-sea drilling equipment? Don't be a fool. He wants respect. He wants love. He wants to be younger. He wants to be attractive. There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only... sex. Everything... is sex. You understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth... Toby?
Toby: Yes.
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: Think about it! What other mammal, besides humans, drinks the milk of another mammal? I mean, you don't see a bear drinking raccoon milk.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: What was that?
Gabe: We just have a lot of serious candidates to get through today, so...
Kelly: Am I not a serious candidate?
Gabe: What do you want me to say? I mean, there's a line of qualified people out there. We have a video CV from England. [to Jim and Toby] Are we all just gonna pretend to-- okay. [to Kelly] Um, what are your weaknesses?
Kelly: I don't have any, ass[bleep].