Dwight K. Schrute Quote #871

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager

Dwight K. Schrute: There he is! Our hero! You look fantastic. How you doing? Here, tell us your war stories.
Andy: Well, I burst my eardrum. Doctor said it could take weeks to heal.
Dwight K. Schrute: Did they say what caused it? Because I know you like putting Q-tips deep into your ear canal.

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Quote from Toby

Toby: [excitedly] Oh, I should get the accident report binder. I've never used the gun violence forms before.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin. Acting Manager.

Quote from Jim

Jim: If I had thought that there was a real chance that Dwight would be permanent manager, I would have pre-quit. And you might be saying to yourself, "Well that's pretty premature to think," but I always say, it's better to be pre-pre-preprepared.