Toby Quote #71
Quote from Toby in Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
Toby: I am supposed to collect eyewitness accounts. Who saw Dwight do this? [all raise their hands]
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, really?
Toby: Would you consider this a terrorist incident?
Ryan: I felt terrorized.
Dwight K. Schrute: Come on.
Toby: Oh, there's a whole 'nother terrorism booklet for that.
The Office Quotes
‘Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager’ Quotes
Quote from Toby
Toby: [excitedly] Oh, I should get the accident report binder. I've never used the gun violence forms before.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin. Acting Manager.
Quote from Jim
Jim: If I had thought that there was a real chance that Dwight would be permanent manager, I would have pre-quit. And you might be saying to yourself, "Well that's pretty premature to think," but I always say, it's better to be pre-pre-preprepared.