Dwight K. Schrute Quote #866
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
Dwight K. Schrute: How you doing, Jordan?
Jordan: I'm good.
Dwight K. Schrute: Everyone here thinks that you're a joke. They think that you were hired because of your good looks, which won't last long anyway. As your pale skin and severe bone structure imply, you'll age swiftly and poorly.
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‘Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager’ Quotes
Quote from Toby
Toby: [excitedly] Oh, I should get the accident report binder. I've never used the gun violence forms before.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin. Acting Manager.
Quote from Jim
Jim: If I had thought that there was a real chance that Dwight would be permanent manager, I would have pre-quit. And you might be saying to yourself, "Well that's pretty premature to think," but I always say, it's better to be pre-pre-preprepared.