Michael Scott Quote #2188

Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Michael

Michael Scott: [addressing Creed, Gabe and Meredith] Whether you're scared of dying or dying alone or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be. It's going to be okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yeah, I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.

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 ‘Goodbye, Michael’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?

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Kelly: I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Okay, Oscar, you are very smart, and you have a gigantic education, and I think of you as my scarecrow, because you gave me a brain. So that's why I made you this.
Oscar: Thank you, Michael. It's beautiful.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: [laughing hysterically] It looks like- It looks like it was made by a two-year-old monkey on a farm. And he just- He just accepted it, that I- That I put all this work into it. Oh, man. He- He has the lowest opinion of me of anybody.