Andy Quote #333

Quote from Andy in Goodbye, Michael

DeAngelo: Okay. So what's our approach? You a veteran? Do I have a month to live? You gonna get married tomorrow? What? Hmm?
Andy: I thought we'd just talk about our customer service and exceptional paper quality.
DeAngelo: That's stupid.
Andy: Well, what do I know?
DeAngelo: I know. What you know? We gotta get psyched up. Okay, guy? Let's get psyched. Is there an animal shelter on the way?
Andy: Yeah.
DeAngelo: Awesome! Ani-ani-shelto. Here we come. Andy, do you know how to high-five?
Andy: Yeah.
DeAngelo: 'Cause if you do, now's the time.
Andy: All right.
DeAngelo: Not while I'm driving.

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 ‘Goodbye, Michael’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: [addressing Creed, Gabe and Meredith] Whether you're scared of dying or dying alone or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be. It's going to be okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yeah, I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.