Michael Scott Quote #2169

Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Michael

DeAngelo: You're not gonna take all your toys, are you? I mean, you don't-- You don't have a job lined up, so It's not like you have a desk to put 'em on.
Michael Scott: Well, I have interviews.
DeAngelo: That's nice. What about that truck? Can I have this little truck? Was thinking thinking I might glue a stapler on top or put a hole here and stick pens in it. You okay?
Michael Scott: Yes. Yes, you know what, take my favorite truck, sure.
DeAngelo: You know what, uh... It's your last couple of days. I'm gonna get out of your hair.
Michael Scott: Oh, you don't-
DeAngelo: I will be in the break room.
Michael Scott: Okay, that sounds good. Thank you.
DeAngelo: [to camera:] Dead man walking.

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 ‘Goodbye, Michael’ Quotes

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Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?

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[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yeah, I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.

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