Michael Scott Quote #2153

Quote from Michael Scott in Training Day

Phyllis: Mmm, what you got?
Michael Scott: PB&J, my mom's recipe! [throws sandwich to Phyllis]
Angela: Michael, Deangelo has a peanut allergy!
Deangelo: I need a wide berth. I need a wide berth from those nuts.
Stanley: What are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
Michael Scott: I think Kevin wants one. Kevin, here you go!
Oscar: Michael, this is serious! Do you know what happens if Deangelo touches a peanut?
Michael Scott: What?
Deangelo: Michael, the last time I was exposed to a peanut, I was itching for three days, okay? I had to take baths constantly. I missed the O.J. verdict. I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot.
Jim: Wait, so, you don't go into shock or die or anything?
Deangelo: No, Jim, not everything is life or death. I want to feel comfortable.
Michael Scott: Oscar, here you go. [throws sandwich]
Deangelo: [uses clipboard to bat away sandwich] You're getting nut particles all in the air!
Michael Scott: No one had a problem with the air here until you came around.

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 ‘Training Day’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Deangelo's great. I love the guy. But I'm not sure he's a great fit for the office. And also, I'm not sure if I love the guy.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Deangelo: Can I just say, I am so excited to be working here. Little bit about myself, I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy. It's something I live with, it's a part of me. I've learned to cope with it. What else? I'm just as comfortable at the ball game as I am at the opera. I was a-
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Did I want to be made manager? Sure. A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely. A crushing blow? Yes. Will I get over it? No. But life goes on. Not for me.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Kahlua Sombrero, please.
Waiter: All right, so just you tonight?
Michael Scott: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. Leaving my company. After 19 years.
Deangelo: I'll drink to that. I'm starting at a company this week.
Michael Scott: Oh, really?
Deangelo: To beginnings and endings.
Michael Scott: And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms.
Deangelo: The moms and the troops.
Michael Scott: Mmm. Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
Deangelo: [laughs] I won't... I don't know her.
Michael Scott: I'm moving out to the burbs. Actually, I'm moving further than the burbs, I'm moving to Colorado.
Deangelo: Colorado! The sunshine state.
Michael Scott: Yep. Don't mess with Colorado.