Dwight K. Schrute Quote #836
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Garage Sale
Kelly: Are you serious? A half used candle? Get out of here Dwight. You're blocking my table with your giant body.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, cause there's a huge line of people waiting in line who want your spinster tchotchkes.
Kelly: Screw you man. People like my stuff.
Dwight K. Schrute: People like Ryan? Let me tell you about men like him. He comes over and you're like "Hey baby, let me light a candle" then you pull out this one half used and he's like "Uh! Who else is she seeing? I better lock her down fast."
Kelly: You can take my Helen Fielding collection.
Dwight K. Schrute: And the Jennifer Weiner collection.
The Office Quotes
‘Garage Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Andy: Oh, my gosh. You have the Dallas board game?
Kevin: Yeah, when I was a kid I was on Dallas.
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade. Through the art of the swap, I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here.
Quote from Michael Scott
[The employees are all gathered in the kitchen holding candles]
Holly: Hi guys.
Michael Scott: This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.
Jim: Holly, will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Stanley: Marry me, Holly.
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That marriage would be a sham.
Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Easy no.
Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Only one that I was kind of worried about.
[Michael opens the door to the annex, which is decked out with candles, especially Holly's desk]
Michael Scott: This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. [fire sprinklers go on, they both start laughing; as Yoda:] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.