Michael Scott Quote #2133

Quote from Michael Scott in Garage Sale

Kevin: Woah, I love her. How much for that?
Michael Scott: I, uh... I actually don't know why I brought that because it's kind of priceless.
Holly: 10 dollars.
Michael Scott: Mmm, no. I paid 500 dollars for that.
Kevin: 200.
Michael Scott: 500.
Holly: 20.
Kevin: 45.
Michael Scott: Get lost.
Kevin: Damn it.
Michael Scott: That is how you do it.

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 ‘Garage Sale’ Quotes

Quote from Kevin

Andy: Oh, my gosh. You have the Dallas board game?
Kevin: Yeah, when I was a kid I was on Dallas.
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade. Through the art of the swap, I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here.

Quote from Michael Scott

[The employees are all gathered in the kitchen holding candles]
Holly: Hi guys.
Michael Scott: This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.
Jim: Holly, will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Stanley: Marry me, Holly.
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That marriage would be a sham.
Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Easy no.
Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Only one that I was kind of worried about.
[Michael opens the door to the annex, which is decked out with candles, especially Holly's desk]
Michael Scott: This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. [fire sprinklers go on, they both start laughing; as Yoda:] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.