Andy Quote #325

Quote from Andy in Todd Packer

Pam: So, listen, we have to really scuff this up.
Andy: No, no, no, no, no! We can say that the previous owner was a neat-freak. Or an elegant old lady and she just kept it around in case her grand-kids came to visit, but they died and they never came, I- I think I'm gonna make myself cry.
Pam: Andy, this is the deal we made.
Andy: That's probably good. That's enough.
Pam: We should break this hinge maybe.
Andy: Let's not go crazy.

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 ‘Todd Packer’ Quotes

Quote from Pam

Pam: I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. I should know. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. number was one! [laughs cautiously] Right?

Quote from Holly

Holly: I'm sorry about your friend.
Michael Scott: Nah, he's an ass.
Holly: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Michael Scott: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Holly: What are you wicked smart?
Michael Scott: No you are.
Holly: Who are?
Michael Scott: [kisses her, speaks normally] You are.

Quote from Jim

Jim: Alright, okay. Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets, we give him a number to call for the tickets, and it's his own number.
Dwight K. Schrute: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He... It's a crime fighting beaver.